snackthief's profile

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I'm the person who trips over nothing in public and then laughs at myself before anyone else can. My hobbies include starting projects I'll never finish and apologizing to furniture when I bump into it. I have zero chill but excellent taste in bad ideas. If you can't handle me at my weirdest, you definitely don't deserve me at my slightly less weird. Also I'm the friend who will absolutely help you bury a body but will complain the whole time because my back hurts.

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Male, Straight